There is no hope. Don't give up.
My pudding is real. Yours isn't. Here's why.
Have your ice cream without a care.
It's a bad meme. Here's why.
Today's blog post is a little more serious and complex than my usual existential tour de stories and self-help stuff, and it largely has to do with a complex problem that I have been in deep thought about, given experiences in life and a lot of observation in human behavior. It's a problem I call … Continue reading The Deification Problem
Today's post will be about choosing a philosophy class for your next Dungeons and Diogenes session with your, presumably toga wearing, friends. I'll be laying out the stats that come with picking a particular class, alongside a description of unique abilities, pros and cons alike. Enjoy. Nihilist Str: 1 Con: 1 Dex: 1 Int: 1 … Continue reading Choosing Your Philosophy Class
How to not Chad You are at a bar, and are dressed with vivid colors and bling bling, peacocking about with too much gel in your hair. You are scanning the room like a terminator, seeking the Sarah Connor of your evening so you may assassinate her with your penis. Regardless of your friends having … Continue reading Chad Dating
A very difficult question. The answer..
You’re out at a café, sipping on mostly burnt, but adequate, coffee that is “Arabica” type, which consciously you know the barista has no idea about. Nonetheless, you drink coffee and peacefully read your book about gardening or whatever it is you like. Then, he/she walks in. Going with she, because I’m a guy and … Continue reading Bad Romance
How to live a happy life. Considering my deep sense of empathy and compassion towards all living things, and in particular my fellow humans, I have decided to write a brief, fun and likely terrifying guide on how to live a happy life, condensed into a point based form so that you can take notes … Continue reading Frog’s Guide to Living Life