Your life is mundane and there is no BTS music.
Smoke and Mirror Storytellers
Category: sex
Fight, Fail….ahh do it later.
cbf writing an excerpt
Erotic Sin
Blowing the evil out of you
Watercolor Hands
Watercolor Hands
Chad Dating
How to not Chad You are at a bar, and are dressed with vivid colors and bling bling, peacocking about with too much gel in your hair. You are scanning the room like a terminator, seeking the Sarah Connor of your evening so you may assassinate her with your penis. Regardless of your friends having … Continue reading Chad Dating
Bad Romance
You’re out at a café, sipping on mostly burnt, but adequate, coffee that is “Arabica” type, which consciously you know the barista has no idea about. Nonetheless, you drink coffee and peacefully read your book about gardening or whatever it is you like. Then, he/she walks in. Going with she, because I’m a guy and … Continue reading Bad Romance
Frog’s Guide to Living Life
How to live a happy life. Considering my deep sense of empathy and compassion towards all living things, and in particular my fellow humans, I have decided to write a brief, fun and likely terrifying guide on how to live a happy life, condensed into a point based form so that you can take notes … Continue reading Frog’s Guide to Living Life
The Miracle of You
Nine months before you were born, your mum and your dad got laid. An explosion happened, and this time, without a rubber. That explosion led to a bunch of little pricks called sperm charging head first into a bunch of eggs, and it was a race to see who could get to the juicy centre. … Continue reading The Miracle of You
Pleasure Isn’t Good, and Pain Isn’t Bad
Sans the one two punch title, consider the meaning behind pleasure and pain. These two concepts or sensations are both synonymous, at least within modern thought, with good and bad respectively. Pain is "bad" for you, pleasure is "good" for you. The reasons are pretty clear: pain makes you feel bad, and pleasure makes you … Continue reading Pleasure Isn’t Good, and Pain Isn’t Bad
The “Covert” Contract Problem – How Not To Deal With People
Have you ever been through an experience where you've done a bunch of favors for people, such as working with them through some difficult tasks, or something simple like helping them move, and after a while you realized that they've given nothing back in return after expecting it? It feels pretty bad when this happens. … Continue reading The “Covert” Contract Problem – How Not To Deal With People
Frog Machinery 