Embers and Rain
A more serious read.
Walk the plank yarr
You're probably wrong.
It's true tho. Pls read.
Today's blog post is a little more serious and complex than my usual existential tour de stories and self-help stuff, and it largely has to do with a complex problem that I have been in deep thought about, given experiences in life and a lot of observation in human behavior. It's a problem I call … Continue reading The Deification Problem
You’re out at a café, sipping on mostly burnt, but adequate, coffee that is “Arabica” type, which consciously you know the barista has no idea about. Nonetheless, you drink coffee and peacefully read your book about gardening or whatever it is you like. Then, he/she walks in. Going with she, because I’m a guy and … Continue reading Bad Romance
How to live a happy life. Considering my deep sense of empathy and compassion towards all living things, and in particular my fellow humans, I have decided to write a brief, fun and likely terrifying guide on how to live a happy life, condensed into a point based form so that you can take notes … Continue reading Frog’s Guide to Living Life
Nine months before you were born, your mum and your dad got laid. An explosion happened, and this time, without a rubber. That explosion led to a bunch of little pricks called sperm charging head first into a bunch of eggs, and it was a race to see who could get to the juicy centre. … Continue reading The Miracle of You
“Y’know, I’ve been thinking…what’s the point?” Greebs was staring out into the night sky, leaning back in his chair while the campfire snapped and gently lit the surrounding area. Jib had just sat down by the fire with his guitar when Greebs had blurted out that question. “..the hell you on about?” he asked. “I … Continue reading The Music