Amphibian Advisor

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I was told I’m pretty good at giving advice.

So fuck it. This is an experiment. If you want unfiltered advice that’s to the point and succinct, send me a question via that email button over on the right, and send a $5 tip (or more if you want) down below. No freebies.

Make sure the payment and email are correlated. Any topic is fine, your privacy is sacred. Seriously, ask anything. I’ll just give you what I think.

Counselling is expensive, and usually crap. For $5, I’ll write some words for you.

Send Questions here
frogmachinery@gmail.com

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$5.00